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maggie-stiefvater:

whatthefauna:

Red-lipped batfish have modified fins that they use to “walk” along the ocean floor. They are terrible swimmers, so they focus their hunting efforts on fellow bottom-dwelling fish and crustaceans.

Image credit: Birgitte Wilms

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thebollyknickers:

"I do not like green eggs and ham, I am Lucy Lucy I am"

That it totally going to be my cover letter for the POTC casting call

"What have you done prior to this production?" "One show, two show, red show, blue show."

huffingtonpost:

Inseparable Dog Besties Who Were Rescued Together Are The True Meaning Of Friendship

When Annie Hart got out of her car in East Los Angeles earlier this month, she was expecting to find two white-furred, abandoned dogs who had been wandering around the streets together for weeks. What she didn’t expect, however, was to find a canine couple whose friendship would astound and inspire her.

For an exclusive interview with rescuer Annie Hart and how to help and adopt these two pups go here.

I haven’t attempted the big spoon-ness yet. His back might possibly be too wide for me, but I will TRY, DAMN IT, I WILL TRY.

muppetmolly:

Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around. 

Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.

(via consultingmoosecaptain)

So last night, The Guy and I found the answer to the question, “Can a 5’4” woman be the outer wrap in a sleepytime burrito with a 6’ man?”
And the answer is yes.

the-faeriequeen:

is this a disney movie

(via je-ne-pleut-pas)