Delicious Hiddle Morsels

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I saw The Amazing Spider-Man 2 tonight.

I’ve been preparing myself for months and I still wasn’t ready.

And I really want a Spider-Man tattoo now. I’m going to end up with a utility belt of superhero and super villain tattoos if I’m not careful.
(My Batman symbol tatt is nestled against my hip - not under my buttcheek like Evie’s were in NLMG *nervous laughter* - and I want my Joker tatt to be opposite, then Loki is going somewhere near that. So hey, at least I’ll have some symmetry now if I add Spidey to the lineup.)

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

(via koolaidclitoris)

cheese3d:

i made a comic for my mom since our cat broke her cup

(via consultingmoosecaptain)

kitiss:

Tom Hiddleston on the Set “Crimson Peak” in Toronto - 17/04/2014 [HQ]

More pictures in HQ HERE

(via midgardian-hero)

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

(via agent-pluto)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via agent-pluto)

Oh, fucking hell. I read your "i'm cooing like a pigeon" tag as "i'm COMING like a pigeon" and I was like WHAT? WHAT. MOOSE. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE EJACULATORY HABITS OF COMMON FILTHY BIRDS? WHAT HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TELLING US?
delicious-hiddle-morsels delicious-hiddle-morsels Said:

consultingmoosecaptain:

I NEEDED A GIF WITH TWO PEOPLE LAUGHING TO ACCURATELY PORTRAY MY REACTION

Kitty snuggles.