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a collection of Chris Evans’s laughter to make you laugh in less than 5 seconds!

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loki-on-a-cloud:

Tom Hiddleston as Sir. Thomas Sharpe (Crimson Peak set)

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princeowl:

the worst thing you can say to someone is ‘you’re too sensitive’ because that’s basically saying ‘you feel things more deeply and fully than i do and this inconveniences me because now i have to be more mindful of my own actions’ 

you’re not too sensitive, the world is just callous and stubborn. sensitivity doesn’t make you weak and callousness doesn’t make you strong. 

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dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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onmynerves:

  Conversations with tom-sits-like-a-whore:

How do we even know what dinosaurs sounded like? What if they sang show tunes? 

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rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

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